South Park 2×18: Prehistoric Ice Man
Kyle falls into an ice hole and when Stan comes to rescue him, they find a frozen man embedded in the ice. The boys pull the ice man out, Mephesto takes the ice man back to his laboratory to thaw him out. He discovers that the ice man has been frozen since 1996. The government wants to get him for their own experiments, but Stan and Kyle free him, so the government hires Steve Irwin (from “Crocodile Hunter”) to track him down.
South Park 2×17: Gnomes
To keep the school board from firing him for incompetence, Mr. Garrison assigns group oral reports to his class. The boys are put in a group with Tweek, the jittery son of a coffee shop owner. Tweek suggests doing the report on the underpants gnomes that steal his underwear. Meanwhile Mr. Tweek is offered $500,000 by Mr. Postum, who wants to turn his store into a “Harbucks” franchise. Mr. Tweek rejects the offer, and that night suggests that the boys do their report on how large corporations try to push out small business. Mr. Tweek writes the report himself and gives it to the boys. The board likes the report and uses the boys to put up a proposition to keep Harbucks out of South Park. Meanwhile the boys seek help from the underpants gnomes to teach them about big corporations.
South Park 2×16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
The boys go to Nebraska to spend the holidays with Cartman’s grandparents. Cartman’s uncle Howard has to join the family dinner via satellite since he is in prison. That night, he breaks out with the help of his cellmate, Charles Manson. The boys go to the mall to see Mr. Hankey, but Kyle discovers that “Mr. Hankey” is a fake and all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile the cops see Manson and the chase begins.
South Park 2×15: Spooky Fish
Mrs. Marsh’s monthly visitor, Aunt Flo, gives Stan a goldfish for a present. Stan thinks it’s spooky, but his mother makes him graciously accept it. The fish begins to kill people and his Mother believes it to be Stan, not the fish. Meanwhile, there is another Cartman walking around, who is an alternate version of his normal self walking around South Park. They soon come to realize that all the trouble is coming from the Indian Burial Ground pet store, and they set out to stop it.
South Park 2×14: Chef Aid
Alanis Morrisette has recorded a hit single with “Stinky Britches,” a song that Chef wrote twenty years ago. When he asks for songwriting credit, the record company sues him for copyright infringement. They hire Johnny Cochran and win, now Chef owes them two million dollars. He refuses to raise money for the suit; instead Chef tries to raise two million to hire Cochran for his appeal. Meanwhile the boys put on a concert “Chef Aid,” to raise the money, to their surprise, various famous rock stars turn up.
South Park 2×13: Cow Days
It’s the annual “Cow Days” festival, but the cows themselves are not interested in the event as they have become transfixed on a memorial statute. The cows relocate the statue but the town thinks that their two tourists are responsible. Meanwhile the boys want to purchase some Terrance and Phillip dolls and to get the funds they enter Cartman into a bull riding contest; but a freak accident during practice results in Cartman believing that he is a Vietnamese prostitute.
South Park 2×12: Clubhouses
Wendy wants to set up Bebe with Kyle, so she ask Stan if the four of them can play “Truth or Dare” in his clubhouse. However, Stan doesn’t actually have one, so he and Kyle start to build one. Cartman and Kenny are excluded and they decide to build one themselves. Meanwhile Stan’s parents are facing the troubles of divorce.
South Park 2×11: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Mr. Garrison takes his class to the local planetarium for a field trip. Cartman leaves to audition for a Cheezy Poofs commercial outside. The rest of the class ends up being hypnotized and wanting to go back to the Planetarium. Mr. Mackey discover the secret of the planetarium and tries to stop the evil plan.
South Park 2×10: Chickenpox
Shelly gets chicken pox and has to be hospitalized. The doctor explains to Mrs. Marsh that it can be worse for children when they get older. She decides that Stan should get it while he’s young, so she convinces the other parents to get all of them infected by sending Stan, Cartman, and Kyle to Kenny’s house for a sleep over, since Kenny already has it. Meanwhile, Kyle overhears his mother on the phone talking about the plan and decides it’s time to get even.
South Park 2×9: Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls
The Sundance Film Festival moves to South Park after its original locale has turned from a quaint mountain town into another Los Angeles. At first, the town is happy to have all the people there boosting the local economy, but the Hollywood types start to impose. This is most harmful to Mr. Hankey, who has to live in the sewer when it’s not Christmas. All the extra waste has disrupted his environment, causing him to slowly die. Kyle convinces him to come to the surface to confront the festival chairman.
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