The Simpsons 5×22: Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Homer fears he may be a little slow, so he goes to the Adult Education Annex. While there, he decides to teach a class of his own on the secrets of a successful marriage, since that is the only thing he is good at.
The Simpsons 5×21: Lady Bouvier’s Lover
It is Maggie’s birthday, so the whole family gathers to celebrate. Abe seems especially pathetic and lonely and Marge decides to set him up with her mother, who has the same problem. They hit it off, or so Abe thinks. Bart decides to order a souvenir from “Itchy & Scratchy,” so he steals Homer’s wallet but the item turns out to be a waste of $350. Abe soon falls in love. He wants to impress Marge’s mother by taking her out on the town, but when he does, she falls for Mr. Burns. Abe is heartbroken. When Mr. Burns come over to the Simpsons’ house to pick her up for a date we learn that Marge is against her mother’s new love interest. Bart gets $350 out of Mr. Burns which he uses to pay Homer back. Mr. Burns asks for his love’s hand in marriage, but when the wedding date arrives, Abe breaks up the ceremony. Marge’s mother leaves with him, although she is not in love with Abe OR Mr. Burns. We get a loose, yet obvious, homage to “The Graduate”, complete with a Simon & Garfunkel parody.
The Simpsons 5×20: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
We begin with Bart and Lisa heading to school. Bart is bored in class, so he forges a note from Marge to cut class and goes to see “Boobarama.” Meanwhile, Skinner is trying to track him down after becoming suspicious of the note. Bart narrowly escapes his grasp by stowing away in Quimby’s nephew’s car. At a Quimby party, the nephew gets in an argument with a waiter. Bart witnesses the waiter clumsily injuring himself. No one else sees it, so the waiter claims Quimby’s nephew assaulted him. The trial is a media event, but Bart cannot come forward or Skinner will give him detention. The jury consists of Homer, Skinner, Apu, et cetera. Homer is an incompetant juror and wants to be sequestered at the city’s nicest hotel. After watching “MacArnagle,” Bart decides to come forward to the Judge. Bart’s testimony frees the innocent Quimby, but gets him four months of detention.
The Simpsons 5×19: Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
Superintendent Chalmers fires Principal Skinner after a disaster at the elementary and Skinner re-enlists in the Army. Bart, feeling partially responsible for Skinner’s firing, helps to get his old principal his job back.
The Simpsons 5×18: Burns’ Heir
Mr. Burns watches as Homer cleans the plant as a human chimney sweep. Later Burns nearly drowns in his bathtub when Smithers neglects him. He makes the realization that he has no heir. Smithers would like Burns to consider him, but Burns has other ideas. He announces before a movie that he will hold auditions for his heir. All of Springfield’s children show up, but Burns hates all of them. Bart’s audition goes terribly when Homer writes down his speech on index cards. (Homer is so dumb in this episode that he cannot even form grammatical sentences.) Bart comes back at night and vandalizes his mansion. Burns is impressed with Bart’s destructive side, so he makes him his heir. Burns is still all alone, so Bart agrees to come and stay with him. Burns likes Bart a lot, but Bart thinks Burns is creepy. When Bart returns home, he is bored and he goes back to Burns. Burns tries to trick Bart into thinking that his real family no longer loves him. He does this by hiring famous actors to play his family, but Bart has trouble keeping friends and is lonely. At the plant Burns fires people for kicks and he tries to make Bart fire his father, but Bart proves his loyalty to his family and opens a trap door under Burns.
The Simpsons 5×17: Bart Gets an Elephant
Bart wins a radio contest which allows him to choose between two prizes: $10,000 or an elephant. Bart picks the elephant and names him Stampy. Homer and Marge decide to give the elephant away because he cost to much to feed, so Bart and Stampy run away together.
The Simpsons 5×16: Homer Loves Flanders
Homer reluctantly goes to a football game with Ned. After Ned shows Homer a good time, they become close friends. Little to Homer’s realization, Ned actually starts to have negative feelings toward him.
The Simpsons 5×14: Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
Grampa realizes that he is no spring chicken and he gives the family their inheritance before he dies. They immediately go to the mall to spend it. Lisa uses her portion to buy a talking Malibu Stacy doll, but when she pulls the string, she is very disappointed in what it says. It spouts nothing but sexist remarks. Lisa goes to complain to the Malibu Stacy company executives, but it doesn’t work. She finds out from Mr. Smithers where she can find the creator of Malibu Stacy. She meets with her and together they decide to create a feminist doll: Lisa Lionheart. In the mean time, Grampa decides to recapture his youth, so he gets a job at a fast food restaurant.
The Simpsons 5×15: Deep Space Homer
At the plant, Homer never gets to be employee of the month; they even choose an inanimate carbon rod over him. At NASA the ratings are down, so they begin a campaign to recruit an everyday loser for the next pointless mission. Naturally, Homer and Barney are among the finalists. The family gets to go to Florida while they train. Barney is kicking Homer’s butt, but alcoholism ends his quest. Homer gets really nervous about the mission. He will go with two former astronauts, so he can’t screw up like he always does, right? Nope! He brings potato chips into space and wreaks havoc on the mission. James Taylor comes up with a plan to save them, but Homer screws up again. An inanimate carbon rod finally saves them for their reentry. Homer once again fails to get any recognition, because a rod takes the spotlight.
The Simpsons 5×13: Homer and Apu
Apu loses his job at the Kwik-E-Mart after he sells Homer tanted meat. Homer feels bad and lets Apu live at the Simpson’s home while he is unemployed. In an attempt to get his job back, Apu and Homer travel to India to talk with the head of the Kwik-E-Mart corporation. Back in Springfield, James Woods fills in Apu’s position.






















